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90% of crypto's Illinois primary spending failed to achieve its objective

Crypto industry super PACs dumped $14.2M into Illinois primaries, but 90% was wasted on opposing Democrats who won. They spent $10M opposing Sen. Juliana Stratton and $2.5M against H-07 La Shawn Ford, yet both won. Their only clear wins were backing races already leaning: opposing Robert Peters (H-02), who finished with 12%, and supporting Bean (H-08) and incumbent Budzinski (H-13). The outlay used under 6% of their funds, signaling a long eight-month cycle.

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Oregon school cell phone ban: 'Engaged students, joyful teachers'

Gov. Tina Kotek visited Estacada High to see how her statewide cell-phone ban for Oregon K-12 schools is working. Teachers and students praised it for calmer classrooms and better discussion, though issues remain—scheduling, monitoring, and filters. Students debated bell-to-bell versus allowing phones during passing periods and lunch. Estacada, which has raised graduation rates, now stores phones in backpacks to keep them available for emergencies, and communicates directly with parents. The governor called the early results promising and said districts are implementing the policy across the state.

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Germany Mandates ODF for Public Administration

Germany has mandated the Open Document Format (ODF) for public administration under the new sovereign-digital framework, the Deutschland-Stack. ODF and PDF/UA are required; proprietary formats are excluded. The move promotes open standards, vendor neutrality, local data storage, and open‑source development to reduce vendor lock‑in. Endorsed by The Document Foundation, it aligns with EU interoperability goals and will guide procurement, software choice, and document workflows across federal and state governments through 2028.

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The Social Smolnet

Ploum argues that decentralized social networks already exist in blogs, email, and simple web protocols; Offpunk 3.0 builds social features on these tools. The Share feature opens an email composer with the page title and URL; Reply auto-detects mailto/contact links and can save addresses for a page or space; you can even reply from a terminal using neomutt/neovim. In two months, he used it to react to about 40 spaces, turning Offpunk into a privacy-conscious address book for bloggers. The message: social life lives in how we use infrastructure, not in flashy platforms.

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HP realizes that mandatory 15-minute support call wait times isn't good support

HP rescinded its 15-minute mandatory hold on phone support in the UK, France, Germany, Ireland, and Italy after feedback. The policy had nudged callers toward digital self-help with messages about delays. HP says it will prioritize timely access to live agents, acknowledging live support is important. Some HP staff reportedly opposed the measure. HP has previously marketed 24/7 support features, including a Dragonfly Pro “support button.”

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Java Is Fast. Your Code Might Not Be

Jonathan Vogel's Java performance post shows real-world anti-pattern fixes that dramatically speed up a Java app. In a load test, the app went from 1,198ms latency and 85k orders/s with ~1GB heap to 239ms and 419k orders/s with 139MB heap and 4 GC pauses. Eight patterns to fix: 1) string concatenation in loops; 2) O(n^2) streams inside loops; 3) String.format in hot paths; 4) autoboxing; 5) exceptions for control flow; 6) too-broad synchronization; 7) recreating reusable objects; 8) virtual thread pinning (JDK 21–23). After: higher throughput, less heap, fewer GC pauses; Part 2 shows the flame graph; Part 3 automates optimization.

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Chuck Norris Has Died

Chuck Norris, martial arts icon and star of Walker, Texas Ranger, died at 86. He was hospitalized in Hawaii and died peacefully with his family at his side. A celebrated martial artist with a long-film career—The Way of the Dragon, Missing in Action, The Delta Force, Code of Silence, Lone Wolf McQuade—and the CBS series Walker, Texas Ranger (1993–2001). He held multiple black belts across disciplines and trained through Chun Kuk Do. Survived by wife Gena O’Kelley and children, Norris left a lasting legacy in action cinema and American pop culture.

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Schizophrenia study finds new biomarker, drug candidate to treat symptoms

Northwestern researchers identified a novel schizophrenia biomarker in cerebrospinal fluid—a circulating form of Cacna2d1—that’s reduced in patients and linked to overactive brain circuits. They engineered a synthetic protein, SEAD1, and in a mouse model corrected circuit activity and related cognitive/behavioral deficits after a single brain injection, with no obvious side effects. The team envisions SEAD1 as a biomarker-guided peptide therapy for cognitive symptoms, pursuing blood-based tests and clinical trials, starting with 16p11.2 duplication syndrome.

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I'm OK being left behind, thanks

Terence Eden argues against rushing into crypto or AI; he dislikes FOMO and would wait until tech is reliable and truly useful, noting that 'Have Fun Staying Poor' is a manipulative hype. He recalls his selective adoption of Git, the Metaverse MSc, and vaccine trials, showing early advantages are rare while many new techs fail. He calls for a balanced approach: stay familiar with cutting-edge areas but rely on standard, stable tools; in his 3D printing business he mixes old and new tech, deploying bleeding-edge projects only as needed. It's fine to wait and learn when genuinely valuable.

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