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Why Are Coding Agents So Dumb?

Coding agents currently lag behind the models; the agent is the bottleneck. The model is the brain; the agent is the body that plugs text into commands. Core failings: poor task management (parallelism attempted serially), no effective delegation to cheaper/faster models, no awareness of their own capabilities, vague plans, frequent idling, and weak sandboxing that leaks secrets. The author's dream agent would: per-task model selection for cost/speed/correctness; human-readable plans; high-level-to-low iteration; UI mockups and data-flow diagrams; OS-level sandboxing with strict access controls; open-source; AFK mode; better UX. He cites a principal-agent problem and seeks recommendations.

YouTuber Says Cops Visited Him After He Built a Flock-Style Camera to Track Cops

Canadian YouTuber Anthony Sistilli built a personal ALPR camera to track police cars and posted videos about it. Peel Regional Police reportedly visited his home to ask about his intentions for the data. Sistilli argues the irony that police deploy ALPR while resisting citizens’ use, and the piece flags concerns about data collection, retention, transparency, and how companies like Flock market these tools amid privacy worries and questions about crime reduction.

No Man Is an Island

Argues that sustained intellectual work requires an intellectual community; AI dissolves communities, reducing both production and motivation. In software, AI increases output but erodes discourse, human capital development, and shared projects; private code gardens proliferate but no bazaar. In math, AI can prove and teach, making papers and textbooks superfluous. Intellectual activity rests on two inputs: a shared body of work and motivation (intrinsic and extrinsic). Without a community that adds to the common pool and recognizes contributors, there is little reason to create. The author rejects the view that isolation is good; humans flourish socially.

Ideas aren't getting harder to find, anyone who tells you otherwise is a coward

Arguing against the claim that ideas are getting harder to find, the author contends that pessimism is a self-fulfilling prophecy. He notes history where major ideas seemed obvious only in hindsight and where revolutions emerged after periods of stagnation, and that discoveries beget more discoveries. He emphasizes that new tools, larger collaborative science, and paradigm shifts change what counts as a discovery, so progress isn’t simply “harder” but different (elevator to balloons to rockets). Per-capita output may fall with more researchers, but that reflects incentives and coordination, not a true lack of ideas. He urges optimism and fearless exploration.

Platforms' Violent Content Rules Are About to Meet The Pentagon's Firing Squad

Techdirt weighs whether platforms would livestream the Pentagon’s proposed firing-squad execution and how their policies would apply. X’s vague violent-content rules offer wiggle room; YouTube bans graphic violence but could cite a public-interest exception for government proceedings; Meta forbids live-streams of capital punishment (with limited imagery); TikTok bans glorification of violence; Truth Social’s rules are unclear. Since platforms set their own editorial policies, enforcement would be subjective, potentially allowing a livestream despite objections and political pressure.

Microsoft-Decision-1, our model for fast decision-making

Microsoft-Decision-1 is a fast decision-scoring model for routing and classification, designed to plug into apps securely. Built from Qwen3.5-9B; will rebase on MAI/OpenAI; available in Foundry via OpenRouter. In benchmarks it achieved top accuracy and faster latency than rivals. Gives calibrated probabilities, supports yes/no, MC, rubrics; robust to paraphrase and option order; safety tested. Use cases include agent controls, model routing, data labeling, incident response. Pricing: $0.042 per million input tokens; outputs free. Getting started with Foundry; updates planned.

'Wallace and Gromit,' 90% Alone

Nick Park’s A Grand Day Out, begun in 1982 as his NFTS graduation film, grew into a near‑solo project that took years to complete. A Bristol festival screening in 1989 unveiled Wallace and Gromit to a wider audience and set Park on a path to fame, shaping Aardman’s style and leading to Creature Comforts and The Wrong Trousers. The piece also covers education approaches like Unboxed via Asians in Animation and a roundup of animation news.

In Memory of Deno

Cloudflare acquired Deno and will shut it down over the coming year. Matt from Organic Software lauds Deno’s ease of use, security sandboxing, portability, and philosophy, noting his team built a business and products on Deno Deploy, Deno Sandboxes, and Fresh. The post laments the fragile venture-backed model but says migration to Node or Bun is straightforward. It honors Ryan Dahl and the Deno team for open-source contributions and the lasting impact on the JavaScript ecosystem.

Part of a police code for describing suspects

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Show HN: See almost any carriers phone settings

Carrier-explode is a GitHub project that decodes and compares iPhone, Pixel, and Galaxy carrier settings (APNs, VoLTE, Wi‑Fi Calling, 5G). Users can pick features, compare two versions or carriers, and see what changed in each build. Data is available via API as JSON or as a daily CC0 dataset, with a wiki describing formats. The 2.0 backend is improved, and contributions are welcome.

I Pointed AI at 400 Years of Archives. It Found a Forgotten Meteorites and More

AI scanned 4.35 million Dutch East India Company pages plus newspapers and ship logs, using Jev/Haiku/Code pipelines to convert handwriting to searchable passages and verify against originals. Finds: Meteorite—1812 report from Batavia about a four-pound iron meteorite near Pandharpur, Maharashtra; Rhinos—1738–1740 records of live Javan rhinos sent to Sri Lanka that died en route; Eruptions—three previously undocumented eruptions: Gamkonora (1722), Ciremai (1712), Slamet (1780). Some leads failed (unknown 1808/09 eruption). Open-sourcing Antiquity toolkit for reproducible historical AI searches.

You Might Want to Try Being Less Creative

Bryant and Jon go to Secret Studios and realize their teenage fear of originality held them back. They shift from chasing one perfect idea to building toward what’s alive, borrowing from other songs (tempo around 90 BPM, shared chord progressions), turning riffs into vocal rhythms, and sketching demos. The rule: make decisions in service of the song, not the parts. Embracing abundance, they learn creativity grows through many mediocre attempts within constraints and vow to keep learning from other artists.

TypeSafe a Raises $870M at a $7.5B

TypeSafe AI announces a Series A (Series AI) of $870 million at a $7.5 billion valuation, led by Andreessen Horowitz with Sequoia Capital and DCVC; Martin Casado joins the board. The funds will expand Jev with more machine-native models and broaden its AI infrastructure for building smart software. The company cites adoption by about a third of the Fortune 500, production savings for customers, and upcoming enterprise features. They tout being a real, fun company and invite recruits to join a "meme team," reaffirming commitment to AI that actually works.

M7.6 Earthquake in Panama

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Scam American companies are using to manipulate ingredient gets listed first

Wall Street Apes on X claim some American companies use “ingredient splitting” to manipulate which ingredient is listed first. Using Smucker’s as an example, strawberries appear first, but sweeteners are split into three ingredients so total weight makes strawberries seem primary, even though sugar is the majority. They call it a scam and deception, though the tactic is real and legal, approved by the FDA. They say the video also covers 10 more popular foods using this tactic.

Triple-A Minesweeper

The article discusses a Triple-A version of Minesweeper.

Training Text-to-Image Models Without a VAE

Pyramid-JiT (P-JiT) is Linum’s decoder-only, pixel-space model that predicts 512×512 images by multiresolution prediction along the DiT trunk (an inverted pyramid). Replacing the encoder with K readouts, it uses a 3-Readout scheme and a gated residual approach. It achieves 11.3× fewer training samples and 4.3× fewer GPU-hours than Linum v2 while handling 4× the pixels, and matches Linum v2’s final FD-DINOv2 score. Ablations show the 3-Readout baseline outperforms 1-Readout and gated-residual variants. Details, samples, and benchmarks are in Appendices A–C.

Germany transforms former coal mines into Europe's largest lake landscape

Eastern Germany's Lusatian Lakeland is becoming Europe's largest man-made water landscape, turning former lignite mines into 23 artificial lakes covering about 14,000 hectares, with a planned 7,000-hectare navigable area. Lake Sedlitz opens in April 2026; by summer 2026 five lakes will connect via canals into a 5,000-hectare contiguous system. The LMBV-tended project has cost about €7B so far, with total around €13.8B, funded mainly by the federal government and states (EU funds not used). It also boosts tourism (800k overnight stays in 2025) and provides drought-resilient water reservoirs.

Republican data center support collapses locally when sites are in GOP counties

Localized Republican support for data centers declines as proposed sites shift into redder, more Republican counties.

A statement on the Tor Project's relationship with Mullvad

Tor Project will continue its technical collaboration with Mullvad but with clear boundaries to protect its human rights mission. After due diligence, they paused proactive co-branding and clarified Mullvad Browser endorsements to avoid implied endorsement. The collaboration improves the Tor Browser codebase, broadens user feedback, and enables feature testing, while expanding access to online privacy. They acknowledge trust costs but emphasize independence, stating collaborations must serve—not undermine—privacy, free expression, and information access.

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